AKPOS' LOVING WIFE!

Akpors comes back from work. As he enters the living room dejectedly, his wife approached and asked him:

Darling! Why are you looking so sad?
Akpors: Sweetheart, I have a problem at my office.

Wife: Please don't ever say YOU have a problem baby. You should say
WE have a problem because we are now married and we are one. Your
problem is also MY problem.

Akpors: Alright, sweetheart.

Wife: What is the issue baby?

Akpors: We have a problem in OUR office.

Wife: And what is the problem, darling?

Akpors: OUR secretary is pregnant for US after WE slept with her.
(The wife fainted)